Post by jeremysgrin on Nov 23, 2005 10:14:20 GMT -5
This is something insane I wrote about creating my own Jeremy. 
I had to put astrieks in the word d*r*a*p*e*d because it censors it because the letters r*a*p*e are in it.
FRANKEN JEREMY
I was tired of being on my own
Like Macauley Culkin I was home alone
So I decided to make my own man
More specifically a Peter Pan
So I went down to the basement
To my laboratory.
And here I begin my crazy story
I took a pot and filled it full.
With things that would make me drool
A pinup from Bop of Jeremy's crooked teeth
Fingerprint DNA from an autograph so sweet
A blue crayon for his eyes so blue
A yellow crayon for his hair color too
A video of "Cyberseduction"..Geeze how could I forget?
My creation would be my best yet
So when the moon was full and lightning flickered like fire
I pushed my pot outside and d*r*a*p*e*d it with electrical wire
When the lightning struck it, I jumped with glee
I was going to have a Jeremy for me
When the smoke cleared he stood there in the rain
FrankenJeremy was his name
I ran up to him and gave him a hug
He smelled so good I knew it was love
So this is where my story ends
How I made my own special friend.
Now I've got another idea to do
What could be better?
How about two!
I had to put astrieks in the word d*r*a*p*e*d because it censors it because the letters r*a*p*e are in it.FRANKEN JEREMY
I was tired of being on my own
Like Macauley Culkin I was home alone
So I decided to make my own man
More specifically a Peter Pan
So I went down to the basement
To my laboratory.
And here I begin my crazy story
I took a pot and filled it full.
With things that would make me drool
A pinup from Bop of Jeremy's crooked teeth
Fingerprint DNA from an autograph so sweet
A blue crayon for his eyes so blue
A yellow crayon for his hair color too
A video of "Cyberseduction"..Geeze how could I forget?
My creation would be my best yet
So when the moon was full and lightning flickered like fire
I pushed my pot outside and d*r*a*p*e*d it with electrical wire
When the lightning struck it, I jumped with glee
I was going to have a Jeremy for me
When the smoke cleared he stood there in the rain
FrankenJeremy was his name
I ran up to him and gave him a hug
He smelled so good I knew it was love
So this is where my story ends
How I made my own special friend.
Now I've got another idea to do
What could be better?
How about two!
